Can't help the spooky pun.
I have two Masonite bats that I forgot on the drying rack last week, and are now missing. They say SG in sharpie on both sides.
I can imagine they got added to the public set of bats, so if you'd be so kind as to look and if the bay you used is mine, put it in the lost and found. Thank you!
I found one! One to go.